Welcome to Cann's Half Ass Website. I'm Cann and I'm glad you found this site. I've got some some animations, writings, and other stuff. Once you take a look through this site, you will see why it is only half ass.

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At the one year anniversary of having not updated this site, I will use it to direct traffic to websites that truly occupy my time. This website will never have a new article. So let me give you an example of what I mean by directing traffic.

Should you be in the mood to start your own website, whether it be for profit or fun (both might even be possible), I suggest visisting Everything Men's Clothing. You can click on that link and it will take you to another website that I own. Even crawlers are directed from here to that site possibly increasing the linked site's page rank on search engines (one link won't really make a difference for an established site like that but it could help with new sites).

One new site (keep in mind that it is one year after the article that is dated below) is YourScreensavers.Net. This site is an experimental commercial venture for me. I encourage you to visit that site and download free screensavers. If it becomes as successful as I hope, I may teach you, yes YOU, how to run your own screensaver site. That information could be at YourScreensavers.Net or it might be cryptically hidden on another site.

So, if for some reason you enjoy this site, continue to enjoy it for as long as you can. If I ever need the disk space, I will remove most of it. But I don't see that happening.

-Cann

The Procrastinator
4/24/2006

“Oh my fuckin’ god, update your goddam site!”

“What? Why? No one reads this crap.”

“You know that’s not true. People are thirsting for your meaningless thoughts and opinions.”

“Are you serious? I don’t even like reading it. Anyway, I don’t have anything interesting to write about.”

“You’re losing interest because you’re not writing.”

“I write.”

“Not for your website.”

“Like I said, I have no inspiration. I can’t just put up crap.”

“You just said that it was all crap.”

“I’ve recently raised my standards.”

“Recently!?!? It’s been more than eight months since I’ve seen an update.”

“Well then you haven’t been paying close enough attention. I replaced the picture of me with a more recent one last month.”

“Who cares about that-”

“Exactly. No one.”

“Don’t you care?”

“Of course! I feel guilty every night and day. All I can think about is the commitment a made years ago not being fulfilled.”

“You mean like the video game?”

“Thanks for reminding me. Yeah that too.”

“Did you give up on the game?”

“No! I’m still working on it. It’s just going very slowly. I’m busy.”

“With what?”

“Thinking of things to write about for the website.”

Links. Every site has some.

Dirty Ol' Man
Thralldom Realm
This site was created with a text editor like MS Notepad.

You can link to me. If you want me to link to you, put one of these recipricals on your website and email the URL to me. You should include your reciprical or the location to one I can use on this page. It should not be wider than 100 pixels.
http://www.cann.tk, Bitch!

If you need a custom reciprical, let me know so I can make one for you.